看得懂的进来~！(内涵贴)
[size=4][b]看得懂的进来~！(内涵贴)[/b][/size]
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[color=#0000ff][font=Tahoma][size=3]【1】今天碰一哥们，说昨天晚上又去夜店跳舞了，他说，最郁闷的，凌晨1点从店里出来，发现没戴手表，于是想找人问下几点了。他看见路边有2个美女，就过去说，对不起，请问几点了。女的抬头看了他2秒钟，说，别特么废话，800全包。。。。
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[/size]【2】度娘终于亮了[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【3】据说“男”字要改了，你看懂了吗[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【4】摸到经常装手机的口袋，发现手机没在吓的大吃一惊的童鞋举个手吧~~[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【5】你确定这是你当年买过的东西？[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【6】如果有一天你的孩纸拿这样的考试卷让你签名，你会咋整[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【7】实乃万全之策，坑爹呢这是[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【8】我好像明白什么勒[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【9】我好像忘记什么勒[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【10】自己单身大学女，最近老想着那事，看到个网友说可以用手指，我想问问能用手指吗，要注意什么？然后有个人回复她说：可以是可以，但要注意别随便和单身男生握手！看懂的去面壁。[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【11】武汉586路公交司机因一乘客不买票，僵持不下，竟熄火、下车抽烟。乘客中“杀”出一位大姐，坐上驾驶室，点火、关门、起步一气哈成。载着一车乘客一路前行，到了她自己要下的站，大姐熄火、开门、下车。随后司机打出租车追来，一车人呆了。武汉滴大姐，你比武汉公交还N！[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【12】甄嬛很忙[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【13】波波你这是肿么了[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【14】又见甄嬛[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【15】曾经有这样拿过东西的童鞋请举手[/font][/color]
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[color=blue][font=Tahoma, Verdana]【16】寝室很吵管理员怒气冲冲闯进来凶神恶煞的：怎么这么吵！你们寝室长呢！！ 一妹纸淡定的头都没有抬：厕所洗B 。管理员瞬间被秒杀。。[/font][/color]
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